Dad jokes usually involve puns!

Puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Do you know why is it called bad-minton🏸 and not good-minton? β€’ Because it involves "RACKETS"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Scientists have discovered a way to drastically slow down global warming, but it would involve destroying the Great Barrier Reef. They can't decide if it's worth it.

It's a coral dilemma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSupahDupah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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There are 4 stages of life and they all involve Santa.
  1. You believe in Santa.

  2. You don’t believe in Santa.

  3. You are Santa.

  4. You look like Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigButterChicken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)

I guess you could say I like being punished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jriggs97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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I'm a mom, but I love dadjokes. Especially when they involve boobs.

My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breastmilk fell out.

"Oh, sorry!" I said. "The fridge is boobie-trapped!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/busykat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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Title that doesn't involve the punchline.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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If you have delusional visions of grandeur that involve Asian noodles...

...does that make you a megalomeiniac?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeepcomplex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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What do you call and official government order that involves two guys going to dinner?

A mandate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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I’m developing a new sport which involves a baseball, a shot put, a discus and a javelin.

It is called β€œThe Game Of Throwns”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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To avoid strain when thinking about working out involves a stretch of my imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeags
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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A sport that involves crying into a bunch of baskets.

Basket Bawl

(These puns will be the end of me JFC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonymouslyMasked
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBooRadley
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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[Request] something based off of a famous trio but also involves 'A**' or 'butt'

Because I'm uncreative but really need a good pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koore9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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This sub has way too many jokes that involve bad puns....

People who make bad puns should be pun-ished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alhalish
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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