[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
My dad wanted to post something on Reddit and I told him there’s specific subs he would want to post on and certain ways to post
And he responded “oh so there’s reddiquette to it then”
(Also he’s on Reddit now so if he sees this then hi dad)
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
My father died and requested to be buried at a specific farm.
He always told us one day he'd be a dead beet Dad.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
Not specifically a joke but....
Today my wife was making oatmeal cookies, and was getting rolled oats out of the cupboard. I adamantly told her to STOP and she can't use them yet. Grabbing them, I proceeded to walk across the kitchen, and roll them across the floor. "There. NOW you have rolled oats," I say. Only to receive a facepalm and to be told to get out of the kitchen...
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls
"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
She should’ve been more specific
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics
My girlfriend said she wanted a romantic getaway.
She's quite a specific bank robber.
I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times
My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
We've fought against 2020 all year
But in the end I guess 2021
This pun made me lose my mind
You need a specific kind of humor
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally...
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.
It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no Cure!
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
Did you know back in midevil Russia they had a specific hole that they would throw their rulers in for being too facetious
It was called the tsar chasm
$52.95 is an oddly specific amount of money...
But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money
Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
What did Santa say to Mrs Clause when he saw a thunderstorm?
Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?
I chose this vet for my dog specifically because of the puns
Hey dad. How big is the specific ocean?
I don't know son. Can you be more pacific?
My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.
A baby born now, in 2033, will be a...
Quaran-teen
Source: My local mechanic, bless his heart
http://imgur.com/gallery/XYWedTN
Meanwhile in the specific ocean
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you...”
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
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