Hello everyone, I'm planning on asking someone to prom for my first time and I don't have any unique puns. She's an Indian girl and I'm from Spain, she loves "KozyShack Rice Pudding" and "Halos Mandarins"
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
Tame way, unique up on it.
(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Gonnit
Gnomes.
There's no race like gnome.
You nique up on it.
How do you catch a tame animal? The tam way, you nique up on it.
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
It was truly ground-breaking.
It became prime against all odds.
But my dad thought that was a stupid name.
Unique up on it
First, dig a large hole and fill it with ashes.
Next, line the hole with green peas.
Then when the bear takes a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
Juan of a kind.
It's called arson and the people are called witnesses
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
They named him Toot-Uncommon.
Unfortunately this year, all of mine were stollen.
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Unique up on him.
How do you a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
It became prime against all odds.
You neek up on it
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on it.
Easy. Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way. Unique up on it!
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, unique up on it!
