Extremely unique puns - even the shirt is a pun youtu.be/dSoPYdphtzk
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird?

Tame way, unique up on it.

(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/applezombi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?

Gonnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majintb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Of all the Tolkien-esque fantasy races out there, which ones are the most unique?

Gnomes.

There's no race like gnome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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How do you catch a unique animal?

You nique up on it.

How do you catch a tame animal? The tam way, you nique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itwasme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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2 is a very unique number

It became prime against all odds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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The shovel is a truly unique invention.

It was truly ground-breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Just remember that you’re unique...

… just like everybody else πŸ˜‰

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Indian bread is very unique.

There's naan like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My mom wanted to name me something unique...

But my dad thought that was a stupid name.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do you call a Mexican who's unique?

Juan of a kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KVsReddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

It's called arson and the people are called witnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I won a unique item at the Celebrity Origami charity auction.

The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.

For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.

Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.

I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.

The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I met a girl named Unique today. She has a twin sister.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_larry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Anthropologists have recently discovered a mummy who had unique gastrointestinal issues.

They named him Toot-Uncommon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abedagreat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I love unique holiday breads.

Unfortunately this year, all of mine were stollen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdsanders
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Etymologists have recently announced the discovery of a new bee. What makes this bee unique is its ability to produce milk.

It will be called the boo-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimick1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Which US President made very unique films?

Chester A Auteur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Same way, unique up on it!

best when accompanied by making a sneaky walk motion with your hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfrage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You β€˜neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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2 is a very, very unique number

It became prime against all odds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boiboiboi21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it

2-fer

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitten0077
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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How do you catch a unique animal ?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GQclassified
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Easy. Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way. Unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyminameisCJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Always remember - you’re unique

Just like everyone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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How do you sneak up on a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scurvy4all
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaalleexxiiss98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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How you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C-hip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lxrge
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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How do you catch an unique rabit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madbubers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

U-nique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red32389
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Easy! Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way, unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToeKneeh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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