My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".

It's officially her first relationsheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dahublubsdamub
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That's a serious relation-chipthey have.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaticGameing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...

I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I had relations with a minor last night

Turns out caves are scary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottie2thottie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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If a non-college teacher has sexual relations with a student, then they pursued a minor in education.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morighant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Did you hear about the gym teacher who's fled the uk after allegedly having 'relations' with one of his student?

Police say he's done a runner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergeantSquare
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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A cat lover who has no relation to religion walks into a church...

Because they thought it was for cat-holics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshiFan999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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C-3PO: Dad-Cyborg relations

After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:

"This is such a drag"

"I am quite beside myself"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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Just had relations with the wife

I said thanks for ending July 4th with a bang! ... A loud groan was heard from the bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elpantybandito
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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Dadjoked all my relations

At last thanksgiving, almost all my relatives were together, and so we ended up turning the conversation to our other relatives. Eventually I found out that my aunt had been a chain smoker, so I replied "Well, looks like she quit just in the nicotine!"

A huge collective groan was heard from the whole table, but my Dad and Granddad smiled, nodded, and high fived me in approval.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toughbutworthit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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When meeting younger relations

Dad asks their name

Kid tells them

Dad: "I was that old when I was your age."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safety_mouse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/X9Falcon9X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Have you got any car related puns ?

I've exhausted all mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ace0612198
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I have an amazing dentristy related pun for you...

Brace yourselves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScareOdin00608
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns

Lettuce know if you have any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I've never met this person IRL but every time I post a food picture, he adds a related pun and it always brightens my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BushyEyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakka_Jakka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I think it’s thyme for some spice-related puns.

Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvoxMusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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[help] Christmas-related pun for spreading cheer and kicking ass.

My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.

Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Request - Fencing/Christmas Related Pun

We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeSalsa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neptune121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Colbert is calling on America to cope with surplus cheese. Drops a slew of cheese related puns starting at [1:33](https://youtu.be/37-pPk0bJ-o?t=1m33s). youtube.com/watch?v=37-pP…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davbrowdid
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Pun Request: Muay Thai/Martial Arts Related Puns

I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muaythaipunsplz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning

He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Does anyone know any good Bach related puns?

I need some for a contest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radziewicz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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When competing on a bird-related pun battle....

Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.

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One of the wittiest news related puns I've ever encountered. imgur.com/VeVSU4x
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucidThump
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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[Request] Mole-related puns

So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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Watching a terrible TV show about monarch-related puns.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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A friend is getting surgery done on his nose, I need all of your nose and smell related puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swissabella
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2013
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Request: Thanksgiving/turkey related puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdb16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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Nice book-related pun here hans-christian-teet-phant…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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Bored at work and made up food related puns

What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?

Hummus-cide

How does a witch like her pasta?

Sorcery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-doubleyou
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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[Request] Need a good phone related pun!

A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.

She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.

Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony

Show me what you got r/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeafEnt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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'Eye' want to hear your best eye related puns

I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepreunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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xpost from /r/writingprompts: A poorly-disguised escaped dairy cow has worked at an ice cream parlor... but now her bovine related puns is slowly starting to give her away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenApple23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I know this has been asked here before but can yall do your thing and make a pun on my name?

My name is Naomi Pronounced "neigh- oh-me". "mayo" and "gay" related puns have already been used on me by multiple friends but I want to know if there's anything better out there THANKS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notcallipygian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Need chemistry puns

Any good science related pun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rathi_shobhit
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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People of Dad Jokes, I need your help.

My wife is having a minor surgery tomorrow that will require her to wear an eye patch for a week. I need enough eye, patch, and pirate related puns to last me a week and eye've only got enough for two days tops. Can you help me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanusz5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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[Request] Puns on the name "Ghesh"

There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Pun Request

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

  • Black Pepper
  • Cinnamon
  • Garlic Powder
  • Paprika
  • Nutmeg
  • Chili Powder
  • Basil
  • Tumeric
  • Onion Powder
  • Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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Oceans.. they’re a whale of a time

I need as many whale related puns as possible as quickly as possible, leaving the rest to you reddit, help a brother out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vyvernn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Can someone help me make a pun?

I need to make a geography related pun with my name, Adnaan, and if anyone could help it would be very appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adnaan2513
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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Pun request

Hello guys, I need some help with finding some toe-related puns for my friend who broke her toe. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oohlalla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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[REQUEST] Username Puns?

So I want to change my Xbox username, but since it costs money, I want to get it right (not that I'm broke, but I think that it's stupid that it charges you). My name is Clayton, so I think a Clayton-Related pun for the username would be cool.

Examples: ClaytonicBond, ClaytonianRhapsody, etc.

However, other creative usernames are also appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablySpiderman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prg13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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I NEED HOSPITAL REALTED PUNS RIGHT NOW

I'm at the hospital and I need some hospital related puns now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nintendo_megameme
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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