Family is a relative term
I brought over the wrong pastries to my relatives' house for Christmas brunch
Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts
What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.
I hope it’s not a wind up
So if time and space are both relatives...
Why don't they ever come to my birthday parties?
We all have that on relative who breaks everything they touch. Mine is my...
Who was Jesus’ least favorite relative?
What do you call relatives that sleep together?
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, “Absolutely not! No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact..."
"I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine!"
When my friend won the lottery he was alarmed out how many relatives started contacting him...
What did the foot exclaim when it met its long lost relative?
All my relatives suffer from incontinence.
You could say diarrhea runs in the family.
He’s not just my swole relative. He’s my pumped kin.
I’m creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives
It’s called Awl in the Family
What do you call your elderly male relative who’s always taking pictures?
I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!
It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.
He died recently surrounded by his family.
I'm Caucasian but my wife's relatives are from Southeast Asia
It's easy to tell who my in-laws are when they are Hmong my family
In my family we only marry our relatives.
My dad married my mom, my uncle married my aunt, and my grandpa married my grandma, etc.
Who is the penguin’s favorite relative?
Albert Einstein once said that time is relative
I don’t remember anyone in my family named time
I just found out that a distant relative of mine was a cannibal and ate 3 people.
Did you know that there is a special motel room for relatives?
I've got a relative that's really good at stopping people sneezing..
My wife accused me of hating all her family and relatives.
I told her that’s ridiculous, I love your mother-in-law!
What do you call a distant relative of the leg?
If time is relative
then why doesn’t it send me post cards
Family members you don’t know very well are relative strangers.
What would you call a place where toilets jump over your relatives
Johns Hopkins
PS:I came up with this myself but its probably shit anyway lol
What do you call a piece of wood who's relative just died
What's the best way to install a toilet relative to the wall?
Which is the best relative to take to the club?
Aunts aunts aunts aunts aunts aunts.
What do you call a gourd’s relatives?
Wife and I went to replace some flowers on a relative's grave today.
She tried to mention buying our own grave plots as we were leaving.
I told her that "This was the last thing I needed!"
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I said, I don't hate your relatives, in fact, I like your mother in law a lot more than I like mine
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
My wife accused me of hating all her relatives...
I replied, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot more than I like mine.”
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
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