It's officially her first relationsheep.
I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.
Turns out caves are scary
Police say he's done a runner.
Because they thought it was for cat-holics.
I said thanks for ending July 4th with a bang! ... A loud groan was heard from the bed.
After his head was detached from the body of a droid by R2-D2 during the Jedi-droid battle on Geonosis:
At last thanksgiving, almost all my relatives were together, and so we ended up turning the conversation to our other relatives. Eventually I found out that my aunt had been a chain smoker, so I replied "Well, looks like she quit just in the nicotine!"
A huge collective groan was heard from the whole table, but my Dad and Granddad smiled, nodded, and high fived me in approval.
Dad asks their name
Kid tells them
Dad: "I was that old when I was your age."
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
I've exhausted all mine.
Brace yourselves...
Lettuce know if you have any
My sister is a teacher at a private high school for kids with learning and behavior difficulties. She just texted me for help with a funny slogan about spreading cheer and kicking ass.
Basically, each student "adopted" a teacher and they're going to do some sort of obstacle course. They're Santa's helpers, and have hats, shirts, and swords. She just came up with this idea at the last minute and would like help thinking of a punny tagline.
Any ideas?
doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.
We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!
Thanks guys
We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.
Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.
I need some for a contest.
So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?
Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.
A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.
She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.
Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony
Show me what you got r/puns!
What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?
Hummus-cide
How does a witch like her pasta?
Sorcery
I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?
For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.
That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.
Give me your worst best, Reddit!
My name is Naomi Pronounced "neigh- oh-me". "mayo" and "gay" related puns have already been used on me by multiple friends but I want to know if there's anything better out there THANKS
My wife is having a minor surgery tomorrow that will require her to wear an eye patch for a week. I need enough eye, patch, and pirate related puns to last me a week and eye've only got enough for two days tops. Can you help me?
There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?
I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:
- Black Pepper
- Cinnamon
- Garlic Powder
- Paprika
- Nutmeg
- Chili Powder
- Basil
- Tumeric
- Onion Powder
- Curry Powder
Any ideas are appreciated!
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
I need as many whale related puns as possible as quickly as possible, leaving the rest to you reddit, help a brother out
All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!
So I want to change my Xbox username, but since it costs money, I want to get it right (not that I'm broke, but I think that it's stupid that it charges you). My name is Clayton, so I think a Clayton-Related pun for the username would be cool.
Examples: ClaytonicBond, ClaytonianRhapsody, etc.
However, other creative usernames are also appreciated.
Hello guys, I need some help with finding some toe-related puns for my friend who broke her toe. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
I need to make a geography related pun with my name, Adnaan, and if anyone could help it would be very appreciated.
Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.
Any good science related pun?
