My mom was telling puns at dinner
My dad responded: alright punny, that's enough. It's my turn.
The groan from everyone was like an earthquake
I really enjoy telling puns.....
That is just how eye roll.
I went to a dadjoke contest, but the crowd turned on me when I started telling puns...
I guess you could say there were some punintended consequences.
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
My friend was telling me about the three bones of the arm
My girlfriend said :- You got vasectomy without even telling me . Are you serious ?
I said :- I am not kidding you
My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal.
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
I can’t believe I’m being evicted for telling a joke about a llama
I guess alpaca my bags and leave
Telling your suitcase there's no vacation this year can be tough.
Emotional baggage is the worst.
I used to like telling Dad jokes.
I was telling this joke about a volcano today at work.
A fisherman came to me telling me he had just reeled in the biggest fish hes ever seen, and that he was going to give it to me for free.
I asked him, 'whats the catch?'
What group of people like telling dad jokes?
I tried telling a joke at prom but my audience seemed pretty bored...
I guess the punch line was too long.
I've been told to stop telling Dad jokes !!
Because he doesn't like them !
I found a parasite in my Easter basket who tried telling me there was no God.
It was an egg ganache tick
Why are chemists so terrible at telling Dad jokes?
Because all the good ones argon already.
People reprimanded me for telling dad jokes without having children,
I apologized, it was Faux pa
I stopped telling chemistry jokes
I was telling Dad jokes the other day.
Turned around, and realized it was Mom.
After telling my kids 3 times I finally said: “why isn’t the dishwasher running!?”
Because it doesn’t have any feet!
My roommate keeps telling me why I keep the room at 90°
I keep telling him that it's "just right"
Why are dads so good at telling dad jokes?
Because they're groan-ups!
Grandparents love telling their life stories over and over and over again
There were a few irish friends in a pub and one of them was telling a joke about cows but no one laughed.
He should have told a udder joke
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
A group of dads, telling jokes, is called
To get over my divorce, I keep telling myself 25 letters of the alphabet
Avoiding the X helps a lot
My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
I was telling Dad jokes the entire night
I can stop telling dad jokes anytime I want to!
But he really enjoys hearing them, so I don’t think I’ll quit just yet.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
I‘m telling a food joke
What have you got there? Mhm...pumpkin soup, with whole fruits.
I started telling my grandkids about how I built my house from the ground up. They complained that that’s the only story I ever told.
Well, children, this is a one-story house.
I like telling dad jokes.
I like telling dad jokes.
I like telling dad jokes
Sometimes he even laughs at them
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies. "
I replied, "Well tell him he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
I like telling dad jokes
Because it makes him laugh.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
I like telling dad jokes.
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