Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
My son asked me "where does poo come from?" I was a little flustered, but did my best to explain about food, stomach, intestines, digestion, etc.
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
The dress explains it all
I hate having to explain myself...
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
Some guy told me the other day that he is a "grower". I asked him to explain what that meant.
He gave me the long and short of it.
*Job interview* "Can you explain this gap in your résumé?"
Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
I asked my farmer friend, “Can you explain how I can gamble using farm animals?”
He said, “You bet your ass.”
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
This ones hard to explain but you kind of need an image.
So if a tardis is a police booth. Then a porta potty is a turdis.
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
Dad, can you explain something to me?
Sure son, it's a thing that is unspecified or unknown
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale... Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.
Someone thought I was stupid and tried to explain what a sawhorse is
But I shut him down immediately because I'm well aware that it's the past tense of seahorse
Thanks
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants
but he's still making fun of me
When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:
Can anyone explain why last night’s Oscars were only a minute and a half?
I didn’t watch but heard something on the news about the 92nd Oscars ceremony last night.
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
That explains his fascinating for electric cars.
Can anyone explain this pun to me?
Trying to explain bisexuality to a dad
My friend asked if I could explain what the land beside the sea was.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
It's so difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
They always take things literally
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs ?
The always take things literally
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
... they always take things literally
Trying to explain puns.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They always take things literally.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They take everything literally.
It's really hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
... because they always take things literally.
Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Because they always take things, literally.
It's impossible to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
because they take everything, literally.
Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
I hate having to explain myself.
I asked my dad to explain to me about the solar eclipse...
It's hard to explain things to a kleptomaniac
They always take things literally
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