I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
There is only one way to describe this year for Donald Trump.
At a job interview I got asked to describe myself in a nutshell
I said it's so dark I can't breathe has anyone got a nut cracker I can't breathe
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
My teacher asked us to describe our breakfast in one word.
I told her it was surreal
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd have to say:
How do you describe rotten feta?
How did Bruce Lee describe his son Brandon after he was born?
If you asked me how I would describe the best cheese in the world....
I'd say it's legend-dairy.
How would you describe a lousy lumberjack?
How did Bill Cosby describe the massive earthquake in the Grand Canyon?
“There was a schism in the chasm.”
How would I describe the massage I had today?
How a carpenter describes his personality on a dating app
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
I said to my best friend ’The words can’t describe how beautiful you are!
But numbers can. 7/10’(stolen from r/memes)
When the view is so good that you need to invent a new phrase to describe it !
How does a baker with siblings for parents describe his occupation?
How do you quickly describe the explosion of a skyscraper?
There’s only one word to describe a dog’s terrible day
How do you describe a blind German?
Somebody asked me to describe my life as an amputee, but I couldn't answer.
How would you describe the US between 2009 - 2016?
What adjective do you use to describe a pirate with a big butt?
Thiccccccc with seven C's
If I had to describe myself in one word..
It would be "bad at following directions"
Describe yourself in three words
Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally. But I’ve also prepared a dance.
I thought of a good word to describe my hands yesterday.
How do you describe a steep joke?
People used to describe my father as a real “Man’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,
I guess to me he was more of a “Mime’s Man”.
My wife told me im unable to describe my feelings
Can’t say that I‘m surprised
Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
How would you describe an exploding steer?
Abominable (sound it out)
Are there words to describe this?
Ask me if I can describe Napoleon's birthplace
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
At an interview I was asked to describe myself in 1 word.
How do you describe a ghost?
How would you describe yourself in three words?
I went to the doctor because I was having hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms ?", he asked.
I said "Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair"
I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homer’s a fat dude, and Marge has blue hair"
If I had to describe myself with one word it’d have to be...
Bad at following directions
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