How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?
How would you describe a car after a big hailstorm?
How would you describe a clone of someone named Nathaniel?
They’re an alter-Nate version!
What's one way to describe a pessimist?
When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.
At a job interview I got asked to describe myself in a nutshell
I said it's so dark I can't breathe has anyone got a nut cracker I can't breathe
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How would you describe a lousy lumberjack?
How a carpenter describes his personality on a dating app
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
There’s only one word to describe a dog’s terrible day
How do you quickly describe the explosion of a skyscraper?
How do you describe a blind German?
What adjective do you use to describe a pirate with a big butt?
Thiccccccc with seven C's
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I thought of a good word to describe my hands yesterday.
How do you describe a steep joke?
People used to describe my father as a real “Man’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,
I guess to me he was more of a “Mime’s Man”.
How do you describe a ghost?
You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
Did you guys know that you can’t describe a color that doesn’t exist?
How would you describe a dad joke told by a gummi bear?
Haribo!
Full confession - my daughter just made this up. I’m so proud!
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
How do you describe a prestigious cow?
She’s outstanding in her field.
How does a pirate describe a sin graph?
If I was to describe my thesaurus in one word, it wouldn't be a very good thesaurus.
As a pregnant woman, I find it hard to describe the almost magical feeling of what it's like when the baby kicks.
It's almost like an in the body experience
What adjective does one use to describe a grassland?
How would you describe a TV clicker on a distant deserted island?
In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/
What do you call a word that describes a father?
How do you describe a desert with not even one grizzly in it? Bear-en
How do you describe a desert with at least one grizzly in it? Bear - In
Picked up a tiny habanero in the supermarket yesterday to describe the weather...
... it was a little chilly.
What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?
How would you describe what quality of plastic fork would be needed to eat a particular food without bending?
That would be its utensil strength.
How does a baker with siblings for parents describe his occupation?
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