How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?

β€œI’m in bread.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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How would you describe a car after a big hailstorm?

Dense with dents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
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How would you describe a clone of someone named Nathaniel?

They’re an alter-Nate version!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrayoung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What's one way to describe a pessimist?

Can't-tankerous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
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When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.

It is just a mono-log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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At a job interview I got asked to describe myself in a nutshell

I said it's so dark I can't breathe has anyone got a nut cracker I can't breathe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
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How would you describe a lousy lumberjack?

Axe-cident prone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How a carpenter describes his personality on a dating app

Woodsy

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How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?

I would just call it naan-existent

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There’s only one word to describe a dog’s terrible day

Ruff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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How do you quickly describe the explosion of a skyscraper?

Long story short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How do you describe a blind German?

He does Nazi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieknyKaczor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What adjective do you use to describe a pirate with a big butt?

Thiccccccc with seven C's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BringerOfLemonade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5c077_fr33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I thought of a good word to describe my hands yesterday.

Which was handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How do you describe a steep joke?

Hill-arious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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People used to describe my father as a real β€œMan’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,

I guess to me he was more of a β€œMime’s Man”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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How do you describe a ghost?

someone but no body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mbryc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?

Instepcion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hailey0720
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Did you guys know that you can’t describe a color that doesn’t exist?

I red it on the internet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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How would you describe a dad joke told by a gummi bear?

Haribo!

Full confession - my daughter just made this up. I’m so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alaska_Engineer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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How do you describe a polite german lemon?

Bitte(r)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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How do you describe a prestigious cow?

She’s outstanding in her field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btone911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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How does a pirate describe a sin graph?

β€˜Scurrrvyyy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtersLeopold09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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If I was to describe my thesaurus in one word, it wouldn't be a very good thesaurus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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As a pregnant woman, I find it hard to describe the almost magical feeling of what it's like when the baby kicks.

It's almost like an in the body experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nech1492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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What adjective does one use to describe a grassland?

Plain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannymcdude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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How would you describe a TV clicker on a distant deserted island?

Remote

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What do you call a word that describes a father?

A dadjective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rustyironbuckets
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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How do you describe a desert with not even one grizzly in it? Bear-en

How do you describe a desert with at least one grizzly in it? Bear - In

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubik3x3x3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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Picked up a tiny habanero in the supermarket yesterday to describe the weather...

... it was a little chilly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?

Abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moosemaster21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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How would you describe what quality of plastic fork would be needed to eat a particular food without bending?

That would be its utensil strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFurrypants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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How does a baker with siblings for parents describe his occupation?

β€œI’m in bread”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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