I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
My teacher asked us to describe our breakfast in one word.
I told her it was surreal
If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd have to say:
Lazy
I said to my best friend ’The words can’t describe how beautiful you are!
But numbers can. 7/10’(stolen from r/memes)
There’s only one word to describe a dog’s terrible day
Ruff
If I had to describe myself in one word..
It would be "bad at following directions"
I thought of a good word to describe my hands yesterday.
Which was handy.
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
At an interview I was asked to describe myself in 1 word.
I said "good listener"
The questionnaire said to describe myself in just one word.
I went with 'Doesn't follow directions.'
If I had to describe myself in five words or less, it has to be
I am not good at counting.
If I was to describe my thesaurus in one word, it wouldn't be a very good thesaurus.
I only have one word to describe whiteboards.
Remarkable
What's one word to describe a situation in which there is an explosive device in a male cow?
Abominable.
This untranslated word seems to describe this subreddit
Jayus (Indonesian): a joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh. Prononciation: Jai-us
If I had to describe myself with one word it’d have to be...
Bad at following directions
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be...
“really really bad at following directions”.
