Doctor: Sir, I am sorry to say that you have onomatopoeia... Patient: What is it, doc?

Doctor: It’s exactly what it sounds like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Had a banging time at Onomatopoeia club.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I went to the doctor yesterday. He said I have onomatopoeia. I asked him if it was bad.....

Doctor: It's exactly what it sounds like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluebugs23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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Onomatopoeias (x-post /r/funny)
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I told my English teacher I planned on writing my onomatopoeia assignment on the word fap

He told me I was to discuss ting

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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English pun
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"You have a case of onomatopoeia"

"What's that?"

"It's exactly what it sounds like"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/divide_by_hero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Things that will kill you...

On a road trip, so we are playing "the alphabet game." We pick a topic, then take turns going up the alphabet until someone gets stuck.

Topic is "things that will kill you."

M.... "megalodon" says the average 10yo boy

N.... "not buckling up" says the cautious 14 yo daughter

O.... "ONOMATOPOEIA!" Shouts the unconventional 12yo girl. "Bam! Pow! Boom!"

We have a winner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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My co-worker, Gerald

Every morning when I come in to work, I ask Gerald the same question: "What's the good word, Gerald?"

Each time, he'll stop whatever he's doing, smile, and come up with some great vocabulary word:

"...Feduciary."

"...Extrapolate."

"...Onomatopoeia."

It never gets old.

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