Hiccup Puns

A list of puns related to "Hiccup"

If there were a competition for hiccups, it would probably be called The Hic-Cup.
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👤︎ u/ParadoxNinja
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?

Burple

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👤︎ u/philzard224
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Girlfriend had hiccups

Her sister suggested: "Drink a glass of water". So, I picked up the glass and drank it: "OK I'm not thirsty now, but that didn't help her hiccups".

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👤︎ u/stevekez
📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering

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👤︎ u/JSC_SLP
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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So my wagon got really wet after the storm last night...

I left it beside the shed in the alley. The next morning it was soaked, and super deep with water. I would have just poured it out, but I'm in an apartment and the landlord would get mad; no good place to pour it out. So my buddy gave me this instructional video, and it really helped out. My wagon's dry as a steel owl now thanks to this video. I highly recommend it. It's called "How to Drain Your Wagon".

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👤︎ u/Perhaps_Xarb
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call it when a really drunk man robs a bank?

A st-hiccup

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👤︎ u/GenericSquirrel
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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While my brothers in the bathroom

I have friends over and my brother farts sneezes coughs and hiccups all around the same time and my dad walks by and shouts "SOUNDS LIKE EVERYTHINGS WORKIN!"

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👤︎ u/KeystonesAndBlowjobs
📅︎ Apr 18 2014
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