A list of puns related to "Cordiality"
‪It was mostly cordial. ‬
So I'm a cashier and I've heard nearly every tired joke that customers say to get a laugh out of me. To be honest, they usually only get a pity chuckle and a half-hearted smile. But this guy... he was one Funny Old Dude
This guy and his wife walk up to my register to check out. They look like they could be older than my grandparents. Him, his wife and I were just make cordial small talk, when my coworker who was a bagger today walks up.
>>Bagger: "Would you like paper or plastic today, sir?"
>>FunnyOldDude: "What was that, son?"
>>B: "Paper or plastic today?"
>>FOD: "What ever you want, man. I'm bi-sack-ual."
I busted out laughing. I never expected to hear that! And definitely not from this old white guy!
Standing in line awaiting check out. As the person in front of me pays and walks off, it is now my turn to be rung up.
The cashier looks at my case of beer and says: "Do you have your ID?"
I say: "Yes"
long pause awkward stares
Cashier says: "Can I see it?"
I respond cordially: "Yes"
long pause even more awkward stares
eye rolls
Cashier finally gets it and says: "May I see your ID?"
I laugh and say: "Why of course you may see my ID"
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