Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickertreater
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What do you call Count Dracula’s half brother?

Discount Dracula! (A joke submitted by one of my 3rd graders using his spelling word: discount. I have to believe since this was the only one of 10 that made actual sense, there was a dad behind this one! ;)

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Where does Count Dracula eat lunch?

The casketeria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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You do realise that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Hope that job doesn’t suck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/groovemonkeyzero
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What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?

Count Draculas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Are monsters good at math

Only if you count Dracula

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Vampires don't really exist.

Well, unless you Count Dracula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leggomyeggo3425
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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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I was trying to remember all the vampires in literature.

But I forgot to Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was doing inventory today...

I was doing inventory and I knocked a bunch of little cups and lids I was counting all over the floor. And I felt like Dracula. Because, you see, I was surrounded by victims of...the count!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsaru
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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Count Dracula

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aknightedpenguin
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Did you know vampires arent real?

Unless you Count Dracula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Are there any Halloween monsters good at math?

Only if you count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My son asked me, β€œAre vampires real?”

I said, β€œNo, unless you Count Dracula.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I don’t know whether you guys know this, but vampires aren’t real.

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Lunis
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Do you guys know that vampires aren’t real?

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrRockter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Monsters aren’t usually good at math

Unless you count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you know vampires aren’t real

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GymLadJack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Can monsters do math?

Not unless you count Dracula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?

Only if you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markliebs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Are monsters good at math?

Only if you Count Dracula.

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