Dracula Pun by Frenums
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︎ Aug 08 2017
My friend and I are working on a tight deadline in our Dracula action figure business.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ May 15 2021
Mrs. Dracula, from the living room: "Count Dracula!"
Count Dracula, from the basement:"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..."
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why isn't Dracula allowed out during COVID?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Dracula might have COVID.
Heβs been coffin in his sleep.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
How does Dracula write his novels?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Why did Dracula go to the library?
He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A conversation with Dracula
me: iβm going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas
But there are only two of us on the production line.
So I have to make every second Count!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Elsa and Dracula had a child.
They named him Frostbite.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why canβt Superman beat Dracula?
Because he canβt go to the Krypt Tonight.
(Iβll see myself out)
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︎ Sep 10 2020
How did they know Dracula had covid-19?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Why is Dracula so great with women?
Because he is a necromancer
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︎ Dec 01 2020
The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...
is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What does a stoner Dracula say?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I got a job at a factory that makes Dracula toys
Its only me and one other worker. I need to make every second Count
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why doesnβt Dracula have friends?
Because heβs a pain in the neck
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︎ Sep 09 2020
If Dracula passed gas
It would be a Nosferatoot.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Unfortunately, Superman wonβt be able to fight Dracula this evening...
He wonβt go near the crypt tonight.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Whatβs Draculaβs favourite type of coffee?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
There are relatively few films with Dracula in them. On the other hand, films without Dracula...
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︎ May 03 2020
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why was Dracula bad at business?
He couldn't face his stakeholders?
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︎ May 25 2020
I saw a reddit post about someone having too many Dracula figurines
I knew my brother had the same problem, but the reddit account wasn't his. I told him about it and he said it was his post, so I asked "Throw away account?" He said "Yeah, good idea, I didn't think about that"
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What was the name of that one promiscuous muppet that looked like Dracula?
You donβt know? Well, itβs the thot that counts.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Dracula has been visiting many doctors.
Yet none of them can fix his coffin.
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︎ May 12 2020
What happens when you cross a snowman and Dracula?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What is Dracula's least favorite fast food joint?
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︎ Feb 21 2020
What's Dracula's favourite streaming service?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Most people think the name Dracula cough comes from the way dracula would hold his Cape in front of his face
In reality it's because he is an expert in coffin
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...
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︎ Mar 09 2019
What did baby Dracula say to his mommy?
I vant to suck your titties
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︎ Jul 07 2019
My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ May 30 2020
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
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