How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
There's many ways "werewolf" can be interpreted.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What did the werewolf order from the ice cream shop?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
If a werewolf did not know it was a werewolf
Then it would be an unawarewolf
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What does a werewolf say in church?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A werewolf spends his nights reading Voltaire
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︎ Nov 09 2020
LGBTQ+ werewolf
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Werewolf hunter
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︎ Mar 04 2019
What do you call a youtuber who's also a werewolf?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
A man says to a werewolf, "You're a werewolf."
The werewolf says, "I'm awere."
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︎ May 21 2019
If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What's a werewolf's favourite sauce?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I used to be a werewolf
But I'm alright noowwwwwwwwww
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What is a werewolfβs favorite drink?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?
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︎ Oct 19 2019
What do you call a photographer werewolf?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Can a werewolf drink Coors light?
No, because it's the silver bullet.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
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︎ Jul 13 2018
Whatβs a werewolfβs favorite mineral?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
What was the name of the werewolf YouTuber?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
What does a werewolf YouTuber with a lisp say as each of their videos is wrapping up?
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What's scarier than a werewolf?
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︎ May 10 2019
I got turned into a werewolf recently
I've gotta say, I'm really lycan it so far.
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︎ Jul 25 2016
My Werewolf Friend Doesn't Like Cats.
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︎ Nov 08 2016
Tell you what, when I see a full moon, I'm thankful for my health. You see, I used to be a werewolf...
... but I'm alright nnnNNAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOO-AOW-AOW-AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
(Told this to my wife when we were walking through a city at night with a full moon and she actually ran off at full speed, leaving me stood there feeling like a moron...)
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︎ Nov 20 2018
After watching Netflix's Super Monsters, my 4-yr old daughter asked me: "Where does Lobo (the werewolf) live?"
Me: I don't know, baby.. the monster house?
Her: No. That's wrong.
Me: A wolf den?
Her: No. You're wrong, daddy. He and his dad lives (sic?) in a werehouse!
Gotta say, I annoyingly fell for that one.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I've not been doing too hot as a werewolf hunter.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
The werewolf
became so much more famous than its two brothers, the whenwolf and the howwolf
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︎ Dec 04 2018
A man walks into a bar with a werewolf.
"Sorry about my wife, it is her time of the month".
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︎ Mar 09 2018
What noise did the werewolf make when he fell down the stairs and landed on some lego?
"Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Owwwwwwoooooooo!"
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︎ Jul 31 2018
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
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︎ Sep 06 2017
What do you call a youtuber who is a werewolf
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︎ Aug 24 2018
What do you call a werewolf on Youtube?
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︎ May 10 2019
A werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf would be an unawarewolf.
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︎ Aug 25 2017
I used to be a werewolf.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What do you call a werewolf youtuber?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Guys, have you heard of the werewolf that doesn't know its a werewolf?
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