Villain Puns

I'm going to a Halloween party next week where the theme is Heroes and Villains. The best thing I can think of right now is going as a sub (aka a "hero" sandwich), but I'm sure I can do better and I'm stuck. Hit me with your best, reddit.

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

BadMenTon

They call him the Dad Joker

Coop Deville

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

Jew it

It is just a faux foe.

A zero-point energy gun.

My friend is convinced that he’s direct current, but I think that his power uses alternating current instead

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.

I guess my Vision's going bad.

I really think Disney Villains are misunderstood. You have to respect how they pursue their passions. They usually have henchmen or “employees” so I’m guessing there’s a compensation system in place and they are managing a budget to fund all their evil campaigns. And what business model did they have to follow? Was there an Ursula before Ursula? I don’t think so. These villains are business visionaries and they deserve such respect.

They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.

Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population

He's the most attractive.

I was Hooked

Caeser!

A Hannibal Lectern

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

This was overheard while checking out at our grocery store.

Dad is walking with his young daughter and the mother, who is pregnant, is returning from the restroom.

"Look sweety, your mom is a batman super villain. The waddler."

I did not get a chance to shake his hand.

Because they are so evil it's not even funny.