Superhero or Villain Puns?

I'm going to a Halloween party next week where the theme is Heroes and Villains. The best thing I can think of right now is going as a sub (aka a "hero" sandwich), but I'm sure I can do better and I'm stuck. Hit me with your best, reddit.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phryggian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?

They call him the Dad Joker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeknep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What sport do villains play the most?

BadMenTon

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Deep in the villain’s super secret base

Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.

His minions replied, β€œWe’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tragicwaters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I don't always like it when a show switches out villains and makes them an ally

It is just a faux foe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclovins91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I’ve been arguing with my friend about whether Electro is a DC villain

My friend is convinced that he’s direct current, but I think that his power uses alternating current instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What’s a villain’s most useless weapon?

A zero-point energy gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berfv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elveri
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.

I guess my Vision's going bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrentlam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.

Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clotting_Agent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Understanding Disney Villains

I really think Disney Villains are misunderstood. You have to respect how they pursue their passions. They usually have henchmen or β€œemployees” so I’m guessing there’s a compensation system in place and they are managing a budget to fund all their evil campaigns. And what business model did they have to follow? Was there an Ursula before Ursula? I don’t think so. These villains are business visionaries and they deserve such respect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sesmith420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.

They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markydsade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank

Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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If I had to date a super villain, it would be Magneto.

He's the most attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I was reading Peter Pan and was on a really good bit where he fights the villain

I was Hooked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctordoom55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What does the Roman villain tell his henchmen when he wants to capture the heroine?

Caeser!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleVinnyLe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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At what piece of furniture does the Silence of the Lambs villain deliver his speeches?

A Hannibal Lectern

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amishandroid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Batman Villain

This was overheard while checking out at our grocery store.

Dad is walking with his young daughter and the mother, who is pregnant, is returning from the restroom.

"Look sweety, your mom is a batman super villain. The waddler."

I did not get a chance to shake his hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LandotheMando
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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I think the most evil of all villains would be one without an evil laugh. Why?

Because they are so evil it's not even funny.

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