Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What's cookie Monster's favorite horse?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why donβt monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet
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︎ Oct 29 2020
After eating the ship, the sea monster said,
I canβt believe I ate the hull thing.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name wasβ¦"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Please destroy me for this monster ive created
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What do monsters say when they stub their toe?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How do monsters like their chicken cooked?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Why were all the monsters in Monsters Inc. gay?
Because they all came out of closets.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Am I a monster?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Son: Dad there is a monster coming out of my closet
Dad: Don't worry son, just be supportive.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Are monsters good at math
Only if you count Dracula
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︎ Sep 11 2020
what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?
The creature from the black legume!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Otyugh (Garbage Monster) barbecue parties are always bad....
Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Probably the real monster Eminem was talking about
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︎ Jul 08 2020
A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."
That's good enough for me.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Did you hear about the monster-sized piece of cheese destroying the city?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I truly am a monster. My partner is a nurse for context.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do you say to a vampire when he graduates? (and other monster jokes from a book I had)
Countdraculations.
What is 5m. tall, hairy and flies at 2,179 km/h?
A King Kongcorde.
What do witches use to know the hour?
A witch watch.
What do you call a chicken spirit?
A poultrygeist.
And one mine:
What do you call a house inhabited by a chicken spirit?
A hen-ted house.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Frankensteinβs monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didnβt find out because luckily...
He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
These sea monster jokes are so funny
π︎ 5
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do sea monsters eat for lunch
π︎ 26
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Wrong monster!
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︎ Dec 03 2019
I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.
My publisher said it was a mediogre work.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Today i drank a warm monster or should i say
π︎ 3
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
Itβs going to be a Nessie job, but letβs get Kraken!
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Dumb monsters
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Glock Ness Monster
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Glock Ness Monster
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What do we call a monster we can't find ?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Iβve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed too π€¦π»
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Frankenstein's monster.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Why did cookie monster not get cookie when he went blind?
Because see is for cookie
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Disney is a monster.
It took this kidney but left the kid.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why don't monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet..
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Do you know why monsters don't eat ghosts?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Why donβt monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Monsters don't like eating ghosts
It's because they taste like sheet
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Are there any Halloween monsters good at math?
Only if you count Dracula.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
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︎ May 21 2020
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
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︎ May 30 2020
Monsters arenβt usually good at math
Unless you count Dracula.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
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