Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Griphonium
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What's cookie Monster's favorite horse?

C biscuit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drakens6
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/salawm
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why donโ€™t monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kolbayth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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After eating the ship, the sea monster said,

I canโ€™t believe I ate the hull thing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name wasโ€ฆ"

โ€ฆFrank!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Please destroy me for this monster ive created
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darkdragon8169
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner

Bride: How come you never help with the dinner

Frankenstein: I did

Bride: How?

Frankenstein: I did the mash...

Bride: Don't you dare

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moodsta
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What do monsters say when they stub their toe?

Crack - a - toe - a!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SodArgon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"

The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do monsters like their chicken cooked?

Terror fried!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mike561991
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why were all the monsters in Monsters Inc. gay?

Because they all came out of closets.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SMontes999
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Am I a monster?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/David_Jonathan0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Son: Dad there is a monster coming out of my closet

Dad: Don't worry son, just be supportive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wiisportscow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Are monsters good at math

Only if you count Dracula

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tjeters
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?

The creature from the black legume!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/psychodelicasies
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Otyugh (Garbage Monster) barbecue parties are always bad....

Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DreadMoor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Probably the real monster Eminem was talking about
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LBJM18
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."

That's good enough for me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPossible
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Did you hear about the monster-sized piece of cheese destroying the city?

It's Gorgonzilla!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Xero19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I truly am a monster. My partner is a nurse for context.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Salamirelish
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates? (and other monster jokes from a book I had)

Countdraculations.

What is 5m. tall, hairy and flies at 2,179 km/h?

A King Kongcorde.

What do witches use to know the hour?

A witch watch.

What do you call a chicken spirit?

A poultrygeist.

And one mine:

What do you call a house inhabited by a chicken spirit?

A hen-ted house.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Roaring_Anubis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Frankensteinโ€™s monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didnโ€™t find out because luckily...

He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Misterhijack420
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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These sea monster jokes are so funny

They had me kraken

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/paidtohavesex
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch

Potato ships

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/glue_gun_01
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Wrong monster!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Manasveer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.

My publisher said it was a mediogre work.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/troy_lc
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Today i drank a warm monster or should i say

A warmster

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoNNeMoPo69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?

Itโ€™s going to be a Nessie job, but letโ€™s get Kraken!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotMetheThree
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Dumb monsters
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SomePersonWhoIsCool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Glock Ness Monster
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DiverLife
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Glock Ness Monster
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ToastGhost18
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do we call a monster we can't find ?

Where wolf

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Iโ€™ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed too ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Frankenstein's monster.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Why did cookie monster not get cookie when he went blind?

Because see is for cookie

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pacson_So_Funny
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Disney is a monster.

It took this kidney but left the kid.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TiestaHS
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Do you know why monsters don't eat ghosts?

They taste like sheet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VintageVitaminJ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why donโ€™t monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Theunkillable
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Monsters don't like eating ghosts

It's because they taste like sheet

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mickerallen100
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Are there any Halloween monsters good at math?

Only if you count Dracula.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shdchko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/King_Lunis
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Monsters arenโ€™t usually good at math

Unless you count Dracula.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rengokufan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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