Some of my classmates after the football match between Barcelona and Bayern Munich
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CrnGediTYa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Bayern Munich couldnโ€™t eat after the Barcelona match

They 8-2 much

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My dad and I are walking around Munich and I point out all the construction.

True story, he says, โ€œThe crane business must be booming.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thatranger974
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Today my wife and I on our honeymoon were headed to Prague on a train from Munich.

Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shuttledock
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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How do you talk with a German?

You co-munich-cate with them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wspoons5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Did you see the musical about WW1?

The sound of Munich

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mattmandad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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How do Germans exchange information?

They comMunichcate

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LaylaAintHome
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2015
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Why did Bayern Munich not eat at the party?

Because they 8-2 much for dinner

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hrishic2327
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