Some of my classmates after the football match between Barcelona and Bayern Munich
Bayern Munich couldn’t eat after the Barcelona match
They 8-2 much
My dad and I are walking around Munich and I point out all the construction.
True story, he says, “The crane business must be booming.”
Today my wife and I on our honeymoon were headed to Prague on a train from Munich.
Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.
How do you talk with a German?
You co-munich-cate with them.
Did you see the musical about WW1?
The sound of Munich
Why did Bayern Munich not eat at the party?
Because they 8-2 much for dinner
