Global Warming pun spotted on r/memes
If you need to keep warm just make fun of yourself 8 times...
How do libraries help keep the books warm?
They give them book jackets!
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
It’s going to be minus 45.
Why do we have Global Warming?
Because the Cold War has ended.
Give man a match and you'll keep him warm for a minute.
Set man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
Dress warm if you’re in DC today!
I would love to get paid to sleep.
What is the best house warming present?
How warm is a janitors closet?
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
What do astronauts use to stay warm?
My wife keeps insisting that I should warm up before I start exercising.
Sounds like a stretch to me.
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
I heard it was warm and cozy inside.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
How else would they stay warm all winter?
Global Warming?
What a load of rubbish...
Credits: u/expectdaworst
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?
2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...
My wife had a hard day at work, so I drew her a warm bath...
She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the fridge anyway...
Edit: I thunk up a better punchline.
Do you know who shouldn’t have house warming parties?
Eskimos.
If they have a house warming party their house will melt.
Why does Bernie wear mittens?
When my son was born, I was struggling to come up with a name, so I asked a nurse for a cuppa tea...
When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)
[from my 4yo boy] How do you keep warm in a cold room?
Go to the corner there always around 90°
Today i drank a warm monster or should i say
The key to staying warm is lots of layers
Why isn’t the Pacific Ocean warm?
Because it’s bordering on Chile..
What did the fish say when he rammed into the warm wall?
my friend moved into an igloo
everything was going well until the housewarming party
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,
It's a good thing I'm married...
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
I heard it’s going to be minus 45
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
My friends threw a house warming party in my new igloo.
Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a day...
...set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold ....
If it were served warm, it would be just water .
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justice is best served cold,
because when you serve it warm, it's justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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