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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumberjackmm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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I’ve just had a very polite drink. ‬

β€ͺIt was mostly cordial. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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This one really had me laughing!

So I'm a cashier and I've heard nearly every tired joke that customers say to get a laugh out of me. To be honest, they usually only get a pity chuckle and a half-hearted smile. But this guy... he was one Funny Old Dude

This guy and his wife walk up to my register to check out. They look like they could be older than my grandparents. Him, his wife and I were just make cordial small talk, when my coworker who was a bagger today walks up.

>>Bagger: "Would you like paper or plastic today, sir?"

>>FunnyOldDude: "What was that, son?"

>>B: "Paper or plastic today?"

>>FOD: "What ever you want, man. I'm bi-sack-ual."

I busted out laughing. I never expected to hear that! And definitely not from this old white guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hi_im_x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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So I go to the grocery store to buy some beer...

Standing in line awaiting check out. As the person in front of me pays and walks off, it is now my turn to be rung up.

The cashier looks at my case of beer and says: "Do you have your ID?"

I say: "Yes"

long pause awkward stares

Cashier says: "Can I see it?"

I respond cordially: "Yes"

long pause even more awkward stares

eye rolls

Cashier finally gets it and says: "May I see your ID?"

I laugh and say: "Why of course you may see my ID"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_coletraine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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