Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?

They had a little toot-in-common.

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Delicious harmony
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The Beach Boys never argued because their days were filled with harmony.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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I had a premonition that all the plates and bowls would someday live in harmony!!

It was a dishtopian future.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I move America last month and I'm still try to learning English

Teacher : Juan, create a sentence using the word "harmony"

Me: i tell my girlfriend that my money is harmony. We share everything together.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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If Michael Cera started a three-part-harmony vocal group, they could be named the Tri-Cera-Tops.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackdinerstein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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These straws love a harmony imgur.com/gallery/jyrBMKP…
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Kid: Mom I don’t have school on Monday, the school calendar says it’s β€œmilk” day.

Mom: Milk day?.... O honey you mean Martin Luther King Day! He was a famous civil rights leader.

Kid: O yea I know him! He said β€œI have a dream”

Dad: yes, β€œI have a dream that one day milk and chocolate milk will live in harmony.”

Actual conversation last night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drmario420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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[Request] Need a good phone related pun!

A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.

She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.

Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony

Show me what you got r/puns!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony.

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I guess I really am my dad's son.

Dad: "My friend is doing a phd in violin studies." Me: "Oh a violin doctor? Yeah he'll get some good connections and be able to pull a few strings." Dad: "Yeah but only if he is a well-tuned doctor, and is able to work in harmony with others." Dad: "Only then will his treatment be sweet music to the ears."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender

Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.

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Dad joked a random fellow student in my Philosophy class

So it's an Ancient Greek Philosophy class discussing the Presocratic philosophers of the sixth and fifty centuries BC and we were discussing Pythagoras.

One student was asking about the harmony of numbers in music that Pythagoras came up with and was amazed that he came up with that so long ago.

Student: "So he came up with all that way back then? Jesus Christ that's crazy!"

Me: "No this was before Christ."

Fortunately, everyone in my class appreciated it. Not enough groans though.. I'll do better next time.

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