My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
Forgiveness is the most important part of a well balanced breakfast.
A man was caught stealing from a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires;
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
Now that I have more time, I’ve decided to take care of my health and eat a more balanced diet.
I haven’t dropped any food so far!
Metroid's secret passages are not balanced
Norfair.
A man was recently arrested for shoplifting at my local supermarket whisky balanced on the shoulders of two vampires
He was charged with theft on two counts!
Edit - meant whilst not whisky!
As a college student, a "balanced diet" means...
Balancing what is left to cook with what is left clean enough to cook it in!
I've never understood why doctors recommend a balanced diet
Cannibalizing an acrobat seems immoral and illegal...
How do you have a well balanced meal...?
Stand on one leg while you eat.
"When do you get a balanced sheet?"
"After eating a balanced diet."
This came back to me today for some reason. Thought I'd share.
My dad came in with the mail balanced on his shoulder...
Dad: Hey look I have a falcon! Me: Ok? Dad: Guess what gender it is. Me: What? Dad: It's a mail! (male)
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
