What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer

A space bar

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Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time

The spacebar

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What do you call a fish that sings right on key?

A tunable fish.

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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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I just lost a key on my keyboard

Now its all out of control

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I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.

I said, โ€œWell? 2B or not 2B?โ€

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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?

The spacebar.

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I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.

I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.

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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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The CTRL keys on my laptop are broken...

It's now completely uncontrollable.

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My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity Iโ€™m involved in that Iโ€™m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.

But I reply โ€œNO I AM A CAPITALISTโ€

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I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...

It was the director's cut.

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I have a problem with the shift keys on my keyboard...

Neither of them are under control.

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as we all know theg did surgery on a grape but this is the key part exept the surgery...
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

Iโ€™m on the Key Toe Diet

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My dad just got me on our drive to Key West

So we've been driving for about 30 minutes down state route 1 and talking has died down a bit. We're just listening to some oldies on the radio when my dad says, "Flo Rida must be pretty popular down here. I keep seeing his name everywhere." I replied, "really? I haven't seen it anywhere..... Ugh Shut up dad."

Edit: Key West is the most southern part of the state of Florida, USA. Flo Rida is a rapper. Flo Rida is really popular in Florida. My dad saw Flo Rida a lot during our drive in Florida. If you don't get it yet, leave /r/dadjokes

Edit 2 because people keep struggling. If this doesn't help you understand the joke you're lost.
Flo Rida
Flo rida
Florida

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What is Jeff the Killer's favorite key on the keyboard?

The back-slash.

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What's the most dangerous key on a piano?

Middle C, also known as C4

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Best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder? Sit him in front of a piano tuned two keys low.

He'll never see it.

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At work last night, we found a lost set of keys. The only identifiable information on them was a little metal bobble that read, "Eaves."

I told my coworkers to be on the lookout for an eavesdropper.

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[During Job interview] "Can you explain this gap in your rรฉsumรฉ?" Me: "I fell asleep on the space key."
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Unintentional from futurology article on 2015 key technologies to look out for: "The commercial drone industry ...

... is still struggling to get off the ground."

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I beat on my keyboard today and busted the ESC key...

now ther is NO ESCAPE.

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I switched the M and the N keys on my son's keyboard. You could say I'm a monster, but he says I'm a nomster.
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Switched the M and N keys on my son's laptop

He called me a nomster

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What is a Astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard

The SpaceBar

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