My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What do you say when cheering on someone from the Balkan?

You-Go-Slavia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Svennboii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people

the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandhitaher27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Who looks at the ceiling and cheers?

Ceiling fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchoulius
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.

Instead she just made me falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wils_152
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?

You get Ted Dancin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragna_Blade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Cheers to that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamsidhu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.

There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting β€œDrink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again β€œDrink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said β€œHe should have quit while he was a head”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.

β€œYou will have your cake and eat it too.”

PS: this is the best gift I can get today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Cheers!πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Cheer up Sleepy Jeanne!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one

She was mad, β€œWhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngbruce23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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β€œFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”

β€œCOVID19 DAY20

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!

Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...

I told him to grow a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.

It's a place where everyone knows your name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Cheers πŸ₯‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokoblazin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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flower puns can be so cheerful imgur.com/gallery/F4M2M1L
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmorgenstern
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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My wife’s dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...

She was furious. β€œWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?” she said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Cheers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martijngamer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I don’t drink anymore

I also don’t drink any less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloe-UwU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.

Australians usually boo-meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bu11et_farmer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"

"You have perfect eyesight"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?

Gram positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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The World's Greatest Pun

A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VernonnonreV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Did you see that Cheers reunion special on TV??

It was Danson with the stars!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient....

he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.

Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.

" I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Salamander7965
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

i know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying, β€œCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elephants_Foot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse

I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dropanddash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My friend keeps saying β€œcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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