Smiling Puns

A list of puns related to "Smiling"

Why are gay people always smiling?

Because they can’t keep a straight face.

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👤︎ u/dennismarr
📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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Why was the dog smiling?

he was just being pawsitive.

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👤︎ u/The7thMagician
📅︎ May 30 2021
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I saw a cow today that wouldn’t stop smiling

I guess he was just in a good mood

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👤︎ u/The9thBellow
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Why is that fighter smiling?

Because he's gladiator.

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👤︎ u/MetropolisCourier
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call two birds-of-prey smiling?

Peregrine falcons

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👤︎ u/XxShittyGamertagxX
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Did you know you cannot breath through the nose while you're smiling?

Haha, I made you smile.

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👤︎ u/osman_uat
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling

Just kidding, made you smile :)

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👤︎ u/Etheranad
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smiling…
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👤︎ u/flyingtiger79
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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“Oh my God!”, my wife said, smiling, “our boy is...kicking.”

I said, “I know. I think that’s how soccer works.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Teacher: why are you smiling? My brain:
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👤︎ u/peepeebigg
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why was the man smiling after the farmer gave him a chicken?

because he was pheasantly supplied

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👤︎ u/Cauterberri
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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i can't look at this without smiling
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👤︎ u/Tanedias
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Dad: (Smiling while filling out paperwork at the DMV) Son: Dad, why are you smiling? The DMV sucks! Dad: Let's just say your mom probably won't let me run errands anymore...
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👤︎ u/hey_mcfly27
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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HO! HO! HO! Why is Santa always smiling and laughing?

Because it's not him who buys the presents.

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👤︎ u/gigadude17
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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What did Mona Lisa say after she was accused of not smiling for her portrait?

“I was framed!!!”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."

The priest then turned to her.

"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why are goldfish snacks always smiling?

Because they’re baked

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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The gingerbread man keeps smiling at me

Guess he's just a cooky guy

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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I can say he's always left me satisfied and smiling.
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👤︎ u/KaiserInch
📅︎ Nov 20 2013
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I had a workplace win with an excellent pun, and I'm still smiling about it.

[Sorry for the wall of text, I just wanted to share this with you]

Ok, so technically this was before I knew I was a dad at the time, and it happened a long time ago, so I'm paraphrasing it a bit (have to leave out some details. It's work related lol), but I'm really proud of it.

I was having this workplace dispute with this really snively guy who was being a bit of a prick about some work assignment he was really proud of. Long story short, he was worried about someone else taking credit for something and wanted me to talk to our boss about it for him (What does he think I am lol). Anyway, as I'm walking away I hear him coughing. So I turn around, and with this great big smile on my face, I'm like:

"Don't choke on your aspirations, mate."

Anyway, I thought it was a great line. I was smiling all the way back to my office. I don't know why it came to my mind at that moment, but it wasn't long before I'd meet my kids for the first time in years, and it was really great to reconnect with them.

Anyway, my kids are pretty popular (my son's a school teacher, so I don't want to embarrass him in front of the kids), and my daughter would be mortified to hear a dadjoke this terrible great so I'd appreciate if you didn't mention any details about me in the comments (might spoil their evening lol) it was just a nice little moment.

Anyway, just wanted to share the moment with you guys.

D. [To the mods, I know this is a kind of just a pun, but I thought it was worth posting here. I hope you guys understand.]

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👤︎ u/CloakedCorgi
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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Why are gay people always smiling?

Because they can’t keep a straight face.

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👤︎ u/CarelessBeginning
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why do gay people keep smiling?

They can’t keep a straight face

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👤︎ u/MildBanana
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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“Oh my God,” my wife said, smiling through her tears, “I think our son is....kicking.”

I said, “Isn’t that how soccer is supposed to work?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why are gay people always smiling?

Because they can't keep a straight face

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👤︎ u/huntsbigbuck
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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