Frankness Puns

Was a monster!

I think I've got the crooner virus.

I’d have to change my name

Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”

Actual conversation I heard in the store

I don’t want them to know my real name.

He speaks frankly

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

I'm definitely not kidding.

“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

I would need to get a new ID.

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

But iam_larry

Oh wait I already am

I would have to change my name

Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

He was always working on his knight moves...

To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.

Was a monster.

I think I have croonervirus

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I'd have to change my name. .

I’d need to change my name

i'd have to change my name

But his brother Frank is a true monster

I’d have to change my name

I'd have to change my name

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I'd have to change my name

Said Tom, being Frank.

.... I would have to change my name.

I’d have to legally change my name.