Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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Today my son asked β€œCan I have a book mark?” And I burst into tears. 15 years and he still doesn’t know my names Brian.

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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Brian Peano
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. /r/Weekness/comments/erz6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpurvisturton
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Every dyslexic person has got a Brian in them.
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My mate Brian just got fired from his job running the dodgem cars.

He's going to sue for funfair dismissal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
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I keep mispelling my friend brians name brain he gets super mad which is out of character

I didn't think he'd really mind

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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

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'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow youtube.com/watch?v=e7Dke…
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

Rip

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.”

I replied, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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When I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson, he looked quizzically at me and said, β€œBut your name is Brian...”

I exclaimed, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"

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