Most likely yes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/discovid19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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What car is a rancher most likely to own?

A cattle-ac

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2021
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This pandemic will most likely be remembered as the....

Pack-age.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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Why are plants more likely to change sex?

Because theres less stigma to stamen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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What job would spiders most likely get into?

Web designing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CraigslistTheMighty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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What is a child most likely going to cry?

Whine o' clock

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VoidyPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?

Because women are boyn't

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SCP-3388
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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Where in Europe are you most likely to get sick?

GERM-any

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.

It was, after all, a Capitol offense.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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When are Egyptian fishermen less likely to believe what their are told? /r/Jokes/comments/km3t07/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/badaloop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital?

A paramedic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sknabnotloc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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What kind of table is most likely to fall over?

An uns table. (Just made that up)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/takes_joke_literally
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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What family members are most likely to spoil the s’more children?

Grahamma and Grahampa

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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You’ll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/renoraid
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.

Those damn mooselimbs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2018
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I read online that you are significantly more likely to get into an accident within 5 miles of your house.

So I moved 6 miles away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yourenotmymom69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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I was just voted β€œLeast Likely to Succeed” by my graduating class.

I hate being a teacher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2018
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What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?

An Ogre dose.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2020
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Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack.

So watch your ass.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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A clock is the most likely object to get corona

because it always has its hands on it's face

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thatsgregbuddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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Most Likely

i bet the people over at the tic tac factories make a mint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/funtimefoxy1721
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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That's likely
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JosephdFgxd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2019
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What household appliance is most likely to blackmail you?

Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mallorn_hugger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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Amputees are the most likely group to save the world single-handedly
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2019
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Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?

The sue-saphone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doug_The_Plug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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There will likely be fewer gifts from santa this year

The elves have been on strike.

Their biggest demand is universal elfcare.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakmcbane77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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Dead people are more likely to be "open minded" than living people
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Logan_Holmes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2019
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Which country's people are least likely to use cash?

The Czech Republic.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Creeper_Ex_Machina
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2018
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The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...

I guess he would have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2019
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With Britain likely to leave the EU, how much space will be freed?

About 1 GB.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stonethist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2019
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Did you know that cats are the most likely animal to suffer from chronic pain? Apparently they've been telling us all along.

"Me ow"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2019
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So this whole Kylie Jenner being replaced by an egg as the most likely photo...

I hear she was oeuf-ended.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leto-The-Second
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2019
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Where are you most likely to find ghosts?

In pubs - they are full of spirits.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MatzeDaBoss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2018
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What are you likely to here at both an Australian Restaurant and a game of chess

Check mate...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FoxRabbitnHill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2019
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If dogs could have people jobs, what would they most likely be employed as?

A roofer!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mobobongos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2019
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Why are dogs more likely to chase standard cars than automatic ones?

Because they’re stick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Classic-Canuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2019
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Statistics say you are most likely to get in a car accident within 1.5 km of your house.

I'm moving!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NormanBurgundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2019
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Studies show regular patients of chiropractors are less likely to need to see therapists due to being so well adjusted
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ace_dreacon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2016
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Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A wooly jumper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2016
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? [My first and likely last comic strip] imgur.com/a/EovjR
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oaklandnative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2015
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Amputees are the most likely group to save the world single-handedly
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2019
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Statistically you’re more likely to be killed by a donkey than a terrorist attack.

So watch your ass.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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