Rarely Puns

A list of puns related to "Rarely"

Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...

That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!

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👤︎ u/realstabbybabe
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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You rarely hear of bees getting in trouble

They beehive nicely

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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I rarely tell dad jokes

But the times when I do, he laughs

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👤︎ u/Oofee1
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time

I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why do ants rarely get sick?

Because they have so many anty-bodies

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👤︎ u/PaulFartBallCop
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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I rarely put orange slices in my beer.

Once in a Blue Moon.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Very rarely will you meet a fully fledged Scott. Most of them are only Scott-ish
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👤︎ u/Jelutr0
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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I rarely care about spelling mistakes online

I'm just not that typo guy!

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👤︎ u/TheTalkingSandvich
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used?

Weird flax but 0k

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👤︎ u/jaywalkerr
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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What has 4 letters, rarely 6 letters, but never 5 letters.

Clue:- that wasn’t a question

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👤︎ u/drwtsn_thirty2
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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I get how batteries feel because I’m rarely included in things too.
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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Studies show that Australians rarely ever have sexual intercourse,

but when they do

Australians mate

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👤︎ u/AFGClips
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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Thomas the tank engine is rarely late.

He is well trained.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why does anarchy rarely works in patriarchal societies?

Because in every man there is a little part of themself that is prostate.

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👤︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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Which Pharaoh was known for rarely farting?
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👤︎ u/Elcium12
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Steaks are undercooked rarely.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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I rarely got things from my parents, I usually had to buy things for myself. But I did like milk.

So when it came to milk, I was spoiled.

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👤︎ u/Skinkan3000
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call a pharaoh who rarely farts?

Toot-uncommon

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👤︎ u/TinOfPop
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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The floor indicator light in the elevator of my local office is broken and rarely gives the correct floor number...

It's wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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Rarely-used form of news media.

News was delivered in a novel way that the Korean War was over and a border was created along the 38th parallel. It was announced via parallelogram.

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👤︎ u/turnbull1a
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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Dad makes bad comments sometimes, and rarely one of his kids will point out that he can be a little racist.

His just shakes his head.

'I'm not racist, I'm too slow!'

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👤︎ u/Lobo0084
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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Traveling up to the Great Smoky Mountains. The black bears have been active lately, but are rarely seen.

You could say they are bearly there.

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👤︎ u/defmid26
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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I got my kids to believe that my sister, who we rarely see, owns the nickname social.

Now when we all meet up every few months they greet her with "Hey auntie social".

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👤︎ u/OwenMilloy
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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