If Jamie Lannister had killed Bran..
He would be a cereal killer
Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and change it to “Probiotic”?
What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and Elon Musk?
They have different names.
What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?
King’s Landing
Why did Jamie Oliver become a cook?
He has four ingredients hidden in his name.
Jamie used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal
So I tried to make one of Jamie Oliver's 30 minute meals.
But I ran out of thyme.
Dad took one look at Jamie's 30 Minute Meals cookbook
"What a load of nonsense. There's at least 50 in here and they're all quite big."
Wife blindly follows a recipe
Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"
Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."
Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"
Wife: "Yeah, probably."
Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".
Groaning ensued.
The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.
I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"
Mum just got dadjoked at dinner
Dad: "Is this your recipe?" Mum: "No it's Jamie Oliver" Dad: "Where!?"
