Whatβs the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
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Why is Sean Conneryβs family so close-knit?
Because they share a special Bond.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?
They had such great shavings.
Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
Tennish
(RIP Mr Connery π)
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What is Sean Connery's favourite time to go to Wimbledon?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What race did Sean Connery drive a Nash in?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Why does Sean Connery watch Two and a Half Men on mute?
Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What does Daniel Craig and Sean Connery do in a bar?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What race did Sean Connery hold in Poland?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
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︎ Apr 15 2020
A book falls on Sean Connery's head
"Well, I've only got my shelf to blame"
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︎ Dec 30 2019
When Sean Connery was a boy, people would often find him cleaning plates when they arrived.
His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I've got a joke about Sean Connery's sister's baby daughter.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Sean Connery Pun
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︎ Jul 12 2019
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame"
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I had dinner at Sean Connery's house. I said I hated the food.
He said "don't be dishrespectful"
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
How does Sean Connery shave?
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︎ Oct 20 2015
Sean Connery only asked his wife to sit on his face once
(She mishinterpreted him)
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Sean Connery. David Niven. George lazenby. Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan. Daniel Craig.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I went on reddit hunting for Sean Connery in r/October.
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︎ Nov 22 2018
How does Sean Connery go number two?
Shitting down, of coursh.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Whatβs Sean Conneryβs favorite time to watch Wimbledon?
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Sean Connery has a resourceful dog.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
Where Sean Connery goes to gamble.
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︎ Apr 24 2018
What does Sean Connery put on his baked potato?
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︎ Nov 28 2017
When does Sean Connery play tennis?
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︎ Mar 17 2018
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What time does Sean Connery typically arrive at Wimbledon?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
What is Sean Connery's favourite time to watch Wimbledon?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?
"I only have my shelf to blame..."
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︎ Dec 14 2018
What did Sean Connery say when a book hit him in the head?
"I have only my shelf to blame."
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
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︎ May 19 2019
What time does Sean Connery arrive to a Wimbledon match?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
(books fall onto Sean Connery's head)
Sean: "I only have myshelf to blame."
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What did Sean Connery say when a book fell and hit his head?
βI can only blame my shelf.β
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︎ Jul 18 2018
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
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