What’s the difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?

One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.

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Why is Sean Connery’s family so close-knit?

Because they share a special Bond.

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Why did Sean Connery sign up for the men's grooming prescription service?

They had such great shavings.

Edit: Title should be subscription, wtf autocorrect

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennish

(RIP Mr Connery πŸ˜”)

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What is Sean Connery's favourite time to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

RIP big man.

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Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
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What race did Sean Connery drive a Nash in?

Nashcar

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Why does Sean Connery watch Two and a Half Men on mute?

Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HallLAD
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What does Daniel Craig and Sean Connery do in a bar?

Bond. They Bond.

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Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?

He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What race did Sean Connery hold in Poland?

The Indianapolish 500

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmahandback
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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A book falls on Sean Connery's head

"Well, I've only got my shelf to blame"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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When Sean Connery was a boy, people would often find him cleaning plates when they arrived.

His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"

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I've got a joke about Sean Connery's sister's baby daughter.

It's a little niche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Sean Connery Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head

He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I had dinner at Sean Connery's house. I said I hated the food.

He said "don't be dishrespectful"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?

The itchy bitchy spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManOfLaBook
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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Sean Connery only asked his wife to sit on his face once

(She mishinterpreted him)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazycatlorde
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Sean Connery. David Niven. George lazenby. Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan. Daniel Craig.

They all share a bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiworm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I went on reddit hunting for Sean Connery in r/October.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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How does Sean Connery go number two?

Shitting down, of coursh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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What’s Sean Connery’s favorite time to watch Wimbledon?

Tenish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladhandz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Sean Connery has a resourceful dog.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Where Sean Connery goes to gamble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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What does Sean Connery put on his baked potato?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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When does Sean Connery play tennis?

Ten-ish.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

About Tennish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What time does Sean Connery typically arrive at Wimbledon?

"Tennish" RIP Sir Sean.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbraBushIsAlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

At Tenish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepeggys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bum-Sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What is Sean Connery's favourite time to watch Wimbledon?

Tennish...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoointhepool
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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

"I only have my shelf to blame..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What did Sean Connery say when a book hit him in the head?

"I have only my shelf to blame."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twisteddpixels
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tenn-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyBiPolarBearMax
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What time does Sean Connery arrive to a Wimbledon match?

Tennish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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(books fall onto Sean Connery's head)

Sean: "I only have myshelf to blame."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell and hit his head?

β€œI can only blame my shelf.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Ten-ish

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