35 Hilarious Juan Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Maria gave birth to identical twins, named Amal, and Juan. She only carries one photo.

Because once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

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👤︎ u/MrsTrickyPig

📅︎ May 30 2021

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I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan

Which means there was a three to Juan ratio

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👤︎ u/KalNymeri

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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Juan's friends and family always tell him how to live his life, but he's been doing some solitary soul searching

Because it takes Juan to know Juan

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👤︎ u/xtilexx

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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I asked my boss Juan for some time off and all I got was a little cow.

I just wanted a little vaca.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Feb 18 2021

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if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can

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👤︎ u/Banoooooooo

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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My buddy Juan and I went to China, and he won a scratcher lotto.

Juan won one yuan.

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👤︎ u/Sister-Physter

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...

There’s a Taiwan.

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👤︎ u/Kinjesus

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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Could of been any Juan

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👤︎ u/___jimenez__

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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No ones takes better care of your lawn than Juan.

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👤︎ u/Theofficalwiggles

📅︎ May 08 2020

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My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.

Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

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👤︎ u/petrifiedgumball

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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Why did Juan take Xanax

For hispanic attacks

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👤︎ u/EMiLiOvGUAPPERiNi

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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Twenty Juan Pilots

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👤︎ u/DasMajorFish

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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It’s a good Juan.

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👤︎ u/djeclipz

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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Only had Juan chance to get this right.

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👤︎ u/DawnOfArkham

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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Sister: (exasperated) why does Juan keep calling me?

Dad: (immediately)because Juan is the loneliest number.

True Story.

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👤︎ u/Jararaca3

📅︎ Jun 13 2018

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Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.

Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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How many Juan’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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👤︎ u/alt_what

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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Juan met a Buddhist monk who told him to look within.

Because it takes Juan to know Juan.

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👤︎ u/PatrickKnight99

📅︎ May 25 2017

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Once I met Juan, I was able to cross him off my bucket list.

Now that I have met Juan, I have met them all

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 10 2019

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I have identical twin sons, Juan and Jamal, but I only keep a picture of one.

Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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👤︎ u/DJDyel

📅︎ Jun 06 2018

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My friend Juan is a narcissist. Whenever we order Chinese food...

He orders " Juan" ton soup.

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👤︎ u/Beyond-Dreams86

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Me telling my friend Juan about the soccer game last night.

"Juan we won one, Juan!"

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👤︎ u/CecilBlight

📅︎ Jun 06 2018

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Someone shot my friend Juan with a golf ball gun

Now there is a hole in Juan.

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👤︎ u/cazman123

📅︎ Oct 05 2017

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What are the best puns for the name "Juan"?

My co-worker (named Juan) is tired of hearing things like "Juan" in a million or Juan-derful. So wanted (Juan-ted) to know if there was some pretty good out there puns.

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👤︎ u/Rioraku

📅︎ Feb 23 2017

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Just Juan little joke consumerist.com/2014/11/1…

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👤︎ u/romulusnr

📅︎ Nov 18 2014

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Juan in a million reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…

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👤︎ u/jacobrossk

📅︎ Oct 11 2011

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Juan the Amazing

A Mexican magician announces his next magic trick. He covers himself with a large cloak and counts aloud "Uno.... Dos...." then he disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/amg832

📅︎ Dec 08 2014

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......

...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal

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👤︎ u/GrazingGiraffe

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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My friend has 2 sons, Amal and Juan..

But she only has a photo of one of them in her purse

Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal

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👤︎ u/archiewalton09

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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A proud mom gave birth to twins that she named Juan and Amal.

She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

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👤︎ u/sk1wbw

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.

Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 13 2018

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