Seance Puns

A list of puns related to "Seance"

Why did the chicken got to the seance ?

To get to the other side

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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I tried to have a dinner party last night, but accidentally hosted a seance!

...turns out I'd bought an incanter, not a decanter! ...got the wrong kinda spirits out of it

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3
📅︎ Oct 09 2014
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A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.

The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".

The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...

Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why can’t mediums prove that they can speak to the dead?

It’s not an exact seance—it’s more of a pseudoseance.

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👤︎ u/bushrow
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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I've been wanting to communicate with my grandfather died a few years ago

And I want my wife to come along. So I've been looking for one of those psychics to help us out. But my wife hates them – she says they're all to dark and spooky.

I came across a guy who does seances, but he's not your typical creepy witch doctor type. His place is bright and cheery, and he himself is a very friendly and likeable guy.

I think we finally found a happy medium.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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(NFL Pun) I tried to speak to a San Diego Charger from beyond the grave last night.....

....by conducting a Junior Seance.....

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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Why did the chicken go to a seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why did the chicken go to a seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to The Other Side.

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👤︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why did the Cultist go to the Seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/TaxiSpider
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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