Poltergeist Puns

A list of puns related to "Poltergeist"

Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?

Because they can't wait to boo the performers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhenIWannabeME
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why was the mummy writing a letter to the poltergeist?

Because it had received a ghost card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Wrote a book about poltergeists

Pleased to say it is flying Off the shelves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crocodiletasty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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A poltergeist attacked me last night

I didn’t see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endangeredpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The new book on the poltergeist is flying off the shelves.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/couragethebravestdog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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You hear about the latest book on poltergeists?

It's flying off the shelves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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