The Seance Puns

A list of puns related to "The Seance"

Why did the chicken go to a seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.

The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".

The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...

Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why did the chicken got to the seance ?

To get to the other side

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why did the chicken go to a seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to The Other Side.

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👤︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why did the Cultist go to the Seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/TaxiSpider
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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