I was at a séance the other night, and we kept having our window cleaner's name and number come through.

As it turns out we'd been using a squeegee board.

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A group of cannibals crashed a séance and ate everyone present.

On insisted on cooking his medium rare.

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📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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