One of my family's most valued heirlooms is a night gown my great-great-grandma bought from a notable psychologist...

It's a Freudian slip

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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My wife is taking me to a notable restaurant tonight, but Iā€™m a little worried.

Where would I put my plate?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight

I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PloppingSmock
šŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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I was really bored, so I decided to memorize 6 pages of the dictionary.

I learned Next to Nothing.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My dad gave me a paradox today

It's a good thing too, because i had nowhere to put my pair of boats

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/xVIRIDISx
šŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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My wife said she found a nice apartment for us, but there was no place to sit down and eat.

"Notable" I said.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/no_aglets
šŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.

I replied, "Notable."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FinalCaveat
šŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Houses

So, I used to have this cousin who lived in the country side. He subsistenced farmed, but worked as a carpenter before hand. He kept a few pieces of furniture, most notably his chair that he called his throne. So one day, he puts his throne on his roof, and its a grass house. He sits on said throne, that's on the roof. After sitting for a while he goes back down to get something to eat. As he climbs down, the chair falls through the ceiling, killing him. The Moral of the story? Don't stow thrones on grass houses.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Siphari
šŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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