9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
I thought I was being very clever but I’ve been known to put my foot in my mouth.
It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for?
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
If I had known I had ketchup on my fingers, I wouldn't have rubbed my eyes.
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
Lesser known Knights of the Round Table
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
A little known fact about cow farts
They come from the dairy air.
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
I should've known my wife was a communist.
There were red flags everywhere.
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
We should have known communism wouldn't work...
There were lots of red flags
Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.
Thus truly making them bipolar
My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.
Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.
Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.
Glycine was known for its evil ways.
If Jesus Christ was a dinosaur, would be be known as
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
Jesus was known to be a carpenter, but I've always gotten the feeling that he would make a great attorney.
He was quite the cross-examiner.
Icarus had a lesser known brother. He wanted to swim to the bottom of the ocean.
Instead of wax, he used paraffin.
On the golf course I'm known as Frito Lay...
Because my chips are so good.
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
My wife was talking about how long we have known each other.
I said: You know the rules, and so do I.
There was this shop in my hometown located where two streets met, they sold things like embalming tools and other specialty tools for working on dead bodies. This store was also known as....
In ~9 moths, there's going to be a baby boom. These babies will be known as "Coronials" and will grow up to become a quaranteen.
It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account
You might say he is a karma chameleon
What’s the tallest animal known to man?
A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet
You think we would have known about COVID-19
I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
It’s a little known fact
That cow farts come from the dairy air.
We should have known communism wouldn't work
There were so many red flags.
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
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