Notability Puns

It's a Freudian slip

Where would I put my plate?

I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate.

I learned Next to Nothing.

It's a good thing too, because i had nowhere to put my pair of boats

"Notable" I said.

I replied, "Notable."

So, I used to have this cousin who lived in the country side. He subsistenced farmed, but worked as a carpenter before hand. He kept a few pieces of furniture, most notably his chair that he called his throne. So one day, he puts his throne on his roof, and its a grass house. He sits on said throne, that's on the roof. After sitting for a while he goes back down to get something to eat. As he climbs down, the chair falls through the ceiling, killing him. The Moral of the story? Don't stow thrones on grass houses.

Professor: "Does anyone know what the definition of a mandate is?"

Steven chuckles

Professor: "Steven, you are chuckling like you know the answer."

Steven: "No...I just have a funny image in my head."

Professor notably irritated

Professor: "Do I want to know?"

Steven: "Well, Bush and Cheney are hanging out at a restaurant...on a mandate."

Professor actually appreciates joke, rest of class groans

Props, Steven. I lost my shit.

...has anyone seen it? Seriously, it's been gone for a while.