Don't use raw milk to make butter

It's not worth the whisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Why do polar bears eat raw fish and blubber?

You would cry, too, if you had to eat raw fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Working with the raw materials I get imgur.com/BtgDLGt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaussWanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I think it's still raw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied β€˜yeh but that’s rare’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why don’t you eat raw beef?

So you don’t get cowmonella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonsalas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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If you get hit in the face, the home treatment is to hold a raw steak against it to reduce swelling...

...it does more than meats the eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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They say eating raw meat can make you sick

Don't worry I cured it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howard_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...

debillatated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stroger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Queso raw serΓ‘

Whatever will brie will brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a Jamaican man who only eats raw fish?

A poke-mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Check out my raw kicks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotten_tomato69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand

Investors couldn't see the business taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCookieDerp
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My daughter just now... β€œDad, would you rather eat a raw fish or a matter baby?”

Me: β€œlove, what’s a matter baby?”

Her: β€œnothing. What’s a matter with you?”

I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scubazz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Made with RAW talent *insert laughter*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smithereenn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?

Tardy Tartar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belspethen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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they call Gordon Ramsey β€œraw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skill_challenge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party

for all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner

It was fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalvinVGB
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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"my throat is a little raw."

Eating dinner at my friend's house last night with his family. Their daughter walks in.

"Hey hon, how are you!" -Mom

"Hey! I'm okay. My throat is a little raw." -Daughter

"Well you better cook it." -Dad

I proceeded to laugh out loud while everyone else groaned a little and moved on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_bean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2015
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I asked my chef friend if they ever serve steak raw...

He said yeah but it's rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wardez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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I hear Japanese cannibals like to eat raw men

R...ramen. Ok I'll leave :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosifer999
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I spent weeks in the jungle with nothing to eat but raw caterpillars.

When I walked back into civilisation, there were certainly a few butterflies in my stomach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonLordMammon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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My wife likes to make all her food with raw ingredients. She was obsessed with making dough though.

She kept telling me she kneeds it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjiroku
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A man in the hospital died because he ate raw fish...

When he was asked why he ate the fish, he said he did it β€œJust for the halibut.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_Wires
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Mike Pence couldn’t make it to the Senate vote today because he had food poisoning from raw fish.

Presiding in his absence was the President Pro Temp-ura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingleingus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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He enjoyed his new job as a flight attendant on a Transgalactic Express ship. He enjoyed the variety of species & sentients he got to meet. Except for the Plort, who ate large quantities of raw dead flesh.

They always made him put their carrion overhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnabbe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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What did Mario say after he watched Luigi eat twelve dozen raw koopa eggs?

"That's a gross!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/want_a_muffin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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I don't really like to handle raw fish

I'm afraid I'll get salmonella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brenzek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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Raw meat used to make me sick.

But now I’m cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicmerchkid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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