My friend walked upstairs, stepped on a banana peel, and fell on his bed

He went to slip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubelith
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I keep telling my wife to stop buying peeling masks

It’s just a rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swetiger
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Think this guy is gonna....peel out?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.

They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?

Because he thought he was very apPEELing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I caught my son rubbing banana peels all over him. At first, I was worried. Then I realized it.

He was going to be all ripe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdafbird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why are Bananas so Popular?

Because they have a Peel for Everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brianna-Jo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Korean foot peels

Are food for the seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Do you like potatoes?

Because I find them very a-peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satans-Kawk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why did the banana go to the doctor...

he wasn't peeling well

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My arborist friend was helping a tree that was peeling

But it turns out he was barking up the wrong tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Why did the banana cross the road?

Because it wasn’t peeling well

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why should you be a banana for Halloween?

Because you know your costume has a-peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uminx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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*while peeling a banana* One skin, Two skin, Three skin.........

Last skin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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When will you know if a banana is sick?

When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadLEGZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.

I said, β€œYes, I yam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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You want some?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot

It’s quite a peeling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a pair of banana peels on the floor?

Slippers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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ROFL with peels of laughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I hope you'll see the a-peel in this joke. imgur.com/3IEsBG2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?

He didn’t peel too well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zura1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Today my wife caught me redhanded in the kitchen

I was peeling the beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zenga03_03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why should you never tell banana jokes?

Because they're all bent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.

Read it and weep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Jordan Peele just won an Oscar?

Get out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeowMeow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Someone at work eats a bannana with the peel.

I just don't find it that a-peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelighgod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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This guy will probably peel out when he leafs today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nichobronoswag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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My wife: This cake does not look appealing!

I grabbed banana and started to peel in front of the cake. How about now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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It looks delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slisseren
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Me: "Son, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your grandma slipped and fell on a banana peel. She's pretty banged up"

She got a banana Nana boo boo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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I never tell jokes about food for example…

If I tell a joke about a banana peel I have a tendency to slip up and I butcher all the jokes about meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aceto1469
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:

"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/super_dork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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My Dad was peeling fruit and he thought this was funny...

I'm an art major and my Dad looks at me and says

"Hey, what was vincents favorite fruit?"

I said "

what Dad?"

"Mango."

Fuck you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boson707
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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Wife told me my forehead had peeling skin

My wife sits on my lap, looks at my face for a few seconds, then picks at my forehead and tells me I'm peeling.

wife: You're peeling.

me: a?

w: what? your forehead is peeling.

m: a?

w: 'a' what?

m: a?

w: huh?

m: just one spot?

w: well just one spot, but several flakes

m: so just one spot?

w: yeah

m: so, a?

w: ...

m: a?

w: what are you trying to tell me?

m: you find me appealing?

Wife gets up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdb3001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Want to hear a joke about bananas?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacebeleren1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My friends dad after peeling a bag of potatos

Holds up the shavings to us and in his thick New York accent says "disapealing to you?"

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For Dads that play Fortnite with their kids: What does Peely say when he’s sick?

I’m not β€œpeeling” so well. :-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clongjax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Dad is peeling potatos for Christmas Eve dinner..

..and none of the newer peelers are working for him, so he grabs the peeler he's had for years.

Dad: None of these peelers work as well as this one. There's a reason I buy and keep things like these.

Me: So you would say that one is most appealing to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flintose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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Why did the banana go to the doctor's.

It wasn't peeling to well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did the banana go too the doctor

He wasn't PEELING very well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamiraiBarry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why did the banana got to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oztourist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I can’t stop eating bananas!

They’re so a-peeling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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