The banana peel forgot what it was doing on the floor.

Must’ve slipped its mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess

I have been walking on eggshells ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MehWebDev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deoxys14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My friend walked upstairs, stepped on a banana peel, and fell on his bed

He went to slip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubelith
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Think this guy is gonna....peel out?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I caught my son rubbing banana peels all over him. At first, I was worried. Then I realized it.

He was going to be all ripe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdafbird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Korean foot peels

Are food for the seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I hope you'll see the a-peel in this joke. imgur.com/3IEsBG2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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What do you call a pair of banana peels on the floor?

Slippers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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ROFL with peels of laughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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This guy will probably peel out when he leafs today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nichobronoswag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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Someone at work eats a bannana with the peel.

I just don't find it that a-peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelighgod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Me: "Son, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your grandma slipped and fell on a banana peel. She's pretty banged up"

She got a banana Nana boo boo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:

"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/super_dork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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dad was asked to peel half the potatoes in the bag and boil them...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/howsthatforirony
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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My fiancee asked me to help peel the potatoes for dinner...

My father chimes in and says, "Boy, that sounds a-peel-ing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Dalek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?

You Dont Know How It Peels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemphisMayhem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied

"Because they have a peel".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?

It slipped his mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokesonyoumate1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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My coworker asked me to judge their tan...

I gave it a tan out of tan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.

I had in-cider information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?

He had secs a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ambutter15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I keep telling my wife to stop buying peeling masks

It’s just a rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swetiger
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I don’t really like rotten bananas...

They’re not very a-peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoisonedSnack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip

When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorMinceMeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My arborist friend was helping a tree that was peeling

But it turns out he was barking up the wrong tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?

Because he thought he was very apPEELing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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*while peeling a banana* One skin, Two skin, Three skin.........

Last skin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

A slipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.

I said, β€œYes, I yam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Do you like potatoes?

Because I find them very a-peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satans-Kawk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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You want some?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.

They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why should you be a banana for Halloween?

Because you know your costume has a-peel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uminx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why did the banana go to the doctor's.

It wasn't peeling to well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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When will you know if a banana is sick?

When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadLEGZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?

He didn’t peel too well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zura1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why did the banana cross the road?

Because it wasn’t peeling well

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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It looks delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slisseren
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Jordan Peele just won an Oscar?

Get out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeowMeow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Why should you never tell banana jokes?

Because they're all bent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot

It’s quite a peeling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Today my wife caught me redhanded in the kitchen

I was peeling the beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zenga03_03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.

Read it and weep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My Dad was peeling fruit and he thought this was funny...

I'm an art major and my Dad looks at me and says

"Hey, what was vincents favorite fruit?"

I said "

what Dad?"

"Mango."

Fuck you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boson707
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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Why are Bananas so Popular?

Because they have a Peel for Everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brianna-Jo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why did the banana go too the doctor

He wasn't PEELING very well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamiraiBarry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why did the banana got to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oztourist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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