The banana peel forgot what it was doing on the floor.
Mustβve slipped its mind.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
My friend walked upstairs, stepped on a banana peel, and fell on his bed
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︎ May 12 2020
How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Think this guy is gonna....peel out?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I caught my son rubbing banana peels all over him. At first, I was worried. Then I realized it.
He was going to be all ripe.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Korean foot peels
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︎ Jan 30 2020
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︎ Jul 25 2017
What do you call a pair of banana peels on the floor?
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︎ Dec 10 2018
ROFL with peels of laughter
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︎ Sep 23 2018
This guy will probably peel out when he leafs today
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︎ Oct 16 2013
Someone at work eats a bannana with the peel.
I just don't find it that a-peeling.
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︎ Apr 05 2018
Me: "Son, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your grandma slipped and fell on a banana peel. She's pretty banged up"
She got a banana Nana boo boo.
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︎ Jan 07 2018
I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:
"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"
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︎ Jan 07 2015
dad was asked to peel half the potatoes in the bag and boil them...
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︎ Oct 14 2013
My fiancee asked me to help peel the potatoes for dinner...
My father chimes in and says, "Boy, that sounds a-peel-ing."
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︎ Oct 06 2013
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied
"Because they have a peel".
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
My coworker asked me to judge their tan...
I gave it a tan out of tan.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I keep telling my wife to stop buying peeling masks
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︎ May 10 2020
I donβt really like rotten bananas...
Theyβre not very a-peeling.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My arborist friend was helping a tree that was peeling
But it turns out he was barking up the wrong tree
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︎ May 28 2019
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
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︎ Nov 17 2020
*while peeling a banana* One skin, Two skin, Three skin.........
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︎ Sep 23 2019
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Do you like potatoes?
Because I find them very a-peeling.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
You want some?
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why should you be a banana for Halloween?
Because you know your costume has a-peel!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor's.
It wasn't peeling to well.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
When will you know if a banana is sick?
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?
He didnβt peel too well
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it wasnβt peeling well
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︎ Oct 22 2020
It looks delicious
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Jordan Peele just won an Oscar?
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︎ Mar 05 2018
Why should you never tell banana jokes?
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︎ May 10 2020
I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Today my wife caught me redhanded in the kitchen
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I beat my rivals by inventing the world's first book made from onion skin.
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︎ May 28 2020
My Dad was peeling fruit and he thought this was funny...
I'm an art major and my Dad looks at me and says
"Hey, what was vincents favorite fruit?"
I said "
what Dad?"
"Mango."
Fuck you.
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︎ Aug 26 2016
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why did the banana go too the doctor
He wasn't PEELING very well
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why did the banana got to the doctor?
He wasnβt peeling well....
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︎ Sep 14 2020
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