Orange Peel Puns

I recently broke my hand, and I was peeling an orange with a thumb-peeler on the broken hand. My mom asked, "Doesn't that hurt?" Then my dad chimed in with, "That depends. Are you talking to him or the orange?"

Mother was not pleased.

Some might call it old fashioned but I enjoy my bourbon with a dash of bitters and a sugar cube

My boss was making us warm apple cider and one of my coworkers said that the cider was really good, and that the orange peels gave it a nice kick. My boss looks at me, then my coworker then says "I guess you can say is very appealing." We both gave a strained chuckle and continued on with work

For starters, I'm allergic to orange peels. Peeling an orange, because asking someone to do it for me all the time gets annoying.

Boyfriend: You sure you should be peeling that with your hands?

Me: Did you want me to use my feet?