Multi-layer pun (x-post from /r/tumblr)
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My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …

It's a gilt-E pleasure.

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I once met a talking dog, and decided to ask "what do you get from a tree's outer layer?"

But it's answer was just a bark

Edit:spelling

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👤︎ u/Nuudom
📅︎ Feb 15
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My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...

When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!

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📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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I thought of a great joke about the Ozone layer yesterday.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Man I worked hard on this for my first post, it has LAYERS
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📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum

Needless to say, my plans were foiled

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👤︎ u/ElizaWolf8
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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The key to staying warm is lots of layers
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📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Not to brag, but I think I came up with a good joke about the Ozone Layer.

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📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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I once fought a man over his multi-layer cake.

I soon learned he was not to be trifled with.

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👤︎ u/Jedinate6
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis

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👤︎ u/ramzert
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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📅︎ May 16 2020
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a:) accidentally broke one of the earths layers!

b:) which one?

a:) dismantle

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👤︎ u/geeth707
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.

They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.

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📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Quilton toilet paper becomes one layer after they

Monopolised the industry

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📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...

They found him gilt-y.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Mom said I should dress in layers for the cold weather...

Now where am I going to find hens for this task?

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📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins

This is also known as multicasking

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👤︎ u/ancientmob
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Do you know what happened to the Ozone layer?

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📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why did they add 2 more layers of defense to Fort 43?

To 45 it

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👤︎ u/paperarrow
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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I got fired from my job as a brick layer...

Apparently my work wasn't good qWALLity

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👤︎ u/J24cihpsd
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer?

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👤︎ u/EricICX
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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What did the mexican carpet layer tell his boss they need more of?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/harrygarth
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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Why did John's bed have two layers of memory foam?

In case the first one forgets.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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What do you call a Mexican carpet layer?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/Qennedy
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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With everything you read about spray cans and the ozone layer

it's enough to scareosol to death.

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👤︎ u/TheBeerded
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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A roof layer goes to the Doctor...

The doctor says "The results are in, and, I'm sorry, you have shingles"

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📅︎ Oct 20 2016
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I had a good joke about the Ozone layer.

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