Multi-layer pun (x-post from /r/tumblr)
My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …
I once met a talking dog, and decided to ask "what do you get from a tree's outer layer?"
But it's answer was just a bark
Edit:spelling
My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...
When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!
I thought of a great joke about the Ozone layer yesterday.
Man I worked hard on this for my first post, it has LAYERS
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
The key to staying warm is lots of layers
Not to brag, but I think I came up with a good joke about the Ozone Layer.
I once fought a man over his multi-layer cake.
I soon learned he was not to be trifled with.
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
a:) accidentally broke one of the earths layers!
b:) which one?
a:) dismantle
My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
Quilton toilet paper becomes one layer after they
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
Mom said I should dress in layers for the cold weather...
Now where am I going to find hens for this task?
The old egyptians used to bury their pharaohs in several layers of coffins
This is also known as multicasking
Do you know what happened to the Ozone layer?
Why did they add 2 more layers of defense to Fort 43?
I got fired from my job as a brick layer...
Apparently my work wasn't good qWALLity
What did the mexican carpet layer tell his boss they need more of?
Why did John's bed have two layers of memory foam?
In case the first one forgets.
With everything you read about spray cans and the ozone layer
it's enough to scareosol to death.
A roof layer goes to the Doctor...
The doctor says "The results are in, and, I'm sorry, you have shingles"
I had a good joke about the Ozone layer.
Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer?
What do you call a Mexican carpet layer?
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