Underdone Puns

One day I was with my family on a gorgeous day and we were eating outside in the backyard. We were having salmon grilled on a cedar plank, so I was looking forward to this. My mother-in-law who did the grilling announces it's done, so we all sit down with heavenly looking salmon, corn on the cob, potato salad and what-have-you.

No sooner did we take a bite that we realize that the salmon's not quite done yet. My mother, who was also with us, said that it seems to be a bit underdone. My mother-in-law agrees and proceeds to collect the salmon back to finish it off in the oven since the grill was out and cleaned up.

As they were walking back with plates full of undercooked salmon, I realized my golden opportunity to strike, upon which I yelled out to them:

"Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone catching salmonella now!"

I've never been prouder of myself than in that moment and cemented myself as a newly minted dad (firstborn was just a couple of months old).